True story...not for the squeamish...
When I was just a lad, my dad hit something with the lawn-mower. Parts flew out of the chute on the side in a variety of colors. One leg was green, another blue, a piece of the tail was yellow, the rest of it was unmentionable.
Just then, the neighbor kid came running around the corner shouting to ask whether anybody had seen his chameleon...
Dad just kept on mowing...
