You guys are being to easy on him. I think for an event as such, people should ramble on and on to create a paragraph of gibberish as he does to many. See Dwight, you're a funny guy, and I like to jest with people of the like. I'm planning on taking up a lot of of your time (that it takes to read this) just so I can wish you the proper birthday wishes. Ya see, I'm not 58, I'm actually half of that plus 8. Being that our birthdays are upon the same month, and that we're pisces and all should make us pretty good pals. Enjoy your day of birth, Dwight, and may there be plenty more to come. I wish I had the technical writing skills as you to emphasize the correct punctuation for you to understand I'm just being a mart sass. I'm looking forward to your response.
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday good buddy!!!
