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Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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This is why we are hated around the world, well part of the reason anyway....
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How would the authorities even know that... Officer: What were you doing at the time of the accident?" Woman: "Shaving my bikini line." REALLY?! 
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Before I even read it I was thinking, "Okay, Florida or Germany?"
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Ah-hem, and EX husband was steering while she did this, on her way to boyfriend?
Every time I think people will not be able to suprise me anymore, they find something new to make me scratch my head.
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I live in the sun downunder
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Ah-hem, and EX husband was steering while she did this, on her way to boyfriend?
Ex husband or pimp. 
FrankW
Ex Speedmaster rider, went to the Dark Side now riding an America.
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I dread to think of what might have been if she was using an open cut throat razor in a collision!  Women always go on about blokes not being able to "multitask" as well! 
Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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I was REALLY impressed to read that she was just put on probation the day before for DUI and her license was suspended! Is it too much to hope she never bred or ever will? later, Tom.
But, what do I know?
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If thats her I hope the cops give her razor back so she can use it on her head next...
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You just ruined a perfectly good mental picture. So much better in my mind...
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Is it too much to hope she never bred or ever will?
later, Tom.
Depending on what damage the razor did, she might not be capable of breeding anymore 
And I agree with Roadworthy, she was much better in my head, although her face didn't feature much 
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Didn't want her boyfriend to know she wasn't blonde.
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From the looks of her picture, that was one bad wreck! 
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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From the looks of her picture, that was one bad wreck!
I believe that's the ex-husband??
jh
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i just spent the last week driving around Daytona,Orlando and Treasure Island Fla,and i gotta tell ya theres some mighty hairy be-at-ches in Orlando.... judging by there (lack of)driving skills.
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Hmmm... Can you spell Crackhooooor?
I can't imagine checkin out the bikini line after seein' the mug on that. Looks like her hair could use the std. 3000mi oil change, too.
Oh well, beauty does lie in the eyes of the beholder & Everybody gots ta loves somebody. Gotta give the ex a thumbs up for stickin by her - even with the stubble.
2004 Triumph Speedmaster (J Lo) 2006 Yamaha Stratoliner (Adele)
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