 Old man stabs armed robber
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CAUTION: Audio contains F word. May not be appropriate for playing at all locations, but it is well worth hearing. http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/12064947The youtube version is locked up for age verification, but I found it elsewhere, and no, I don't have any shrooms for you. If this guy wants to be my neighbor, I might even build him a house. 
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Stickman Yogi
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"I like to fight, I like to f*&%, and I'll kill anyone who tries to rob me!" Gotta like it!! But ummmm, been hangin' out on the shroomery site, eh? Hmmmmm! 
Live to love, love to live.
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hangin' out on the shroomery site, eh?
Explains a lot, dun-it
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Monkey Butt
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Don't pi$$ off the old and grumpy. They've already done most of the things they want to do in this life. 
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Don't pi$$ off the old and grumpy. They've already done most of the things they want to do in this life.
Then why are they grumpy? 
But well done to Grits 
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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Bar Shake
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Grits scared the crap out of me and I'm just sittin here. 
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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He said something at the end to the effect of:
"You're in the wrong neighborhood when you mess with an Irishman!".
Well done!
Uncle Charlie
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He said something at the end to the effect of:
"You're in the wrong neighborhood when you mess with an Irishman!".
Well done!
Uncle Charlie
 
Kevin - Luceo Non Uro
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Adjunct
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LOL! Nice job Grits! Appropriate theme music for the closing credits. "I did it my way"
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Adds new meaning to the phrase "kiss my Grits." Grits is da man!
2013 Speedmaster Matte Black
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Should be Riding
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Should be Riding
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Hey Friar, There's your definition of 'Grit'! 
Blowing gravel off rural roads
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3/4 Throttle
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Old Grits did well there!
You have to consider though what would have happened if the robber actually had some balls about him and used the gun?
It's ok doing the have a go hero thing but then there were other people around to consider who could have ended up coming worse off and what for? Probably a couple of hundred dollars?
The really sad thing is that in these crazy times of legal mumbo jumbo the robber, could, with a pretty slick lawyer, have pursued a personal injury claim against Grits. I'm not saying it's right but he wasn't attacking Grits or threatening him.
Shame the guy got away though. He'll be mended and back out there holding up shops again in no time.
I must admit though Grits giving the speech at the end was hillarious.
Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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