Oh yeah....I forgot to mention...video games. Yeah, how could I forget THAT "enlightening pastime" most of the yutes out there play soooooo often today, HUH?!
("So tell me little Johnny, how many people have you blown away with your shoulder-mounted gatling gun in that there little game you're playin' there, huh?!" Sorry, little Johnny, I didn't mean to distract your attention here! Just keep firin' away, you little b*stard! Daddy must be MUCH too busy with his own affairs to GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY CATCH WITH YOU TODAY, so you're NOT FIFTY or more FRIGGIN' POUNDS OVERWEIGHT!!!")
