Don't they have the winter olympics so that Switzerland and

Austria can win some gold medals at something?

To be honest the one thing I always find amazing is the luge. How anyone can go down an ice chute at 70 - 80 mph wearing just a lycra catsuit and helmet whilts balancing on a tea tray is beyond me.

Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"