I posted this on a non motorcycle forum. What do you think?

It is difficult to explain having a bike in your blood. But this machine is a part of me.
It isn't quite Christine but people who ride will often care for a bike as an individual.
Riding is almost equivalent to a sexual experience with your bike as a partner.

Picture this, you are riding down a country road straddling her. You can feel her warmth
and vibration. You enter a curve and she leans with you caressing you in a gentle
embrace. The curve tightens thrusting the two of you closer. You grit your teeth and
bare down leaning, holding the turn, tense with exertion, and then it ends in release
as you straighten up and relax ready for the next curve in the distance.


If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe! -Dr. Crusher