"knows the differance between a 9/16 wrench and a pair of dogs(channel locks) but sometimes chooses one and should have chosen the other"
Ooh heck, im in trouble.
"wouldnt be caught dead rideing a jap bike on the road"
Ooh more heck, real trouble.
"knows the importance of a B.F.H.(and what a B.F.H.is)"

"knows the differance between dark and light beers(and prefers the cheapest)
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Thats it, it's confirmed...Im a car driver

Get in the Honda Accord, im off for a Guiness
Arsenalfan