What used to make me laugh was when our cat, Diablo, used to wait in the bushes by the front of our house around 9pm every night. There was a lady who used to walk he highland terrier around that time. Well the cat used to jump out at the dog and chase it around a bit.

It must have taken her a couple of weeks to realise that ideally she should walk on the other side of the street.


Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"