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Don't be silly, Dwight. Hardley's make wonderful yard ornaments. And they look really good in the garage, especially if you add lot's of chrome. And if you park it out in the driveway, they can be a pretty good chick magnet. AND, if you're REAL bike is temporarily out of commission, you can even RIDE it, as long as it's not too far. 
You can ride those things? Learn sumpin' new everyday... 
Live to love, love to live.
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