I would still rather have the Rocket Roadster even if they were the same price.
My guys decided to start messing with me at the show and told the folks at
the stand that one of those monstrosities would be the perfect bike for me.
Not that they would let anyone get in on the driver side anyway, but I looked
in the cockpit and asked if they had a shoehorn to pry my butt out of it if I did
manage to squeeze into the Iron Maiden they call a seat.
