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So do I! I can just imagine it being true!



I think that's what makes it so funny for us. We can all see this story in our mind's eye unfolding exactly as written (for the most part). Although the idiot hipster PETA d-bags would have to be really moronic to try it with bikers and think they would come out unscathed.

Remember, always be yourself.
Unless you suck.