First time I've read it and loved it, especially the secret handshake bit.
Hey, I remember pis#ing on a kid after scouts. He had put rabbit guts in my sleeping bag so me and a couple of mates (we were about 15 yrs old) organised to grab em after scouts when walking home. We stripped this kid off till he was naked and then while they held him down I did my secret handshake.
The funniest part was him turning up to my other two mates home with his dad in tow, wanting explanations. My parents weren't home luckilly but apparently he was shivering
I thought it best I tell my ole man about it and he laughed his head off
I won't mention the rubbing decorub (a muscle heat goo generally used by sportspeople) into his nether regions using a gloved hand of course.
Yep, should be more of it cos these radicals need ejacation.
