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Hanging's over too quickly. I favor breaking their fingers. If the little nerds like to type code, they can type with their noses.

Dave



Only when done "properly". Hang them the old fashioned way from a branch, but then slowly lower a floor jack out from under their feet instead of kicking out the stool, or horse or whatever. Instead of a quick snap, it's more prolonged. And as they're expiring, bring their laptop out and load it up with malware and spyware...