BonnevilleAmerica.com | Forums Home | AUP | Disclaimer
Check out the new Gallery
wicked red 1100
wicked red 1100
by mag10, August 21
Windshield I need to replace
Windshield I need to replace
by philwarner, May 10
first ride
first ride
by NemoJr, April 1
Steve McQueen inspired
Steve McQueen inspired
by Feral, November 28
GaRally22
GaRally22
by chy, September 18
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
True Karma Story
#366520 12/17/2009 11:12 PM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,382
lylesdo Offline OP
Learned Hand
OP Offline
Learned Hand
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,382
Was at our company Christmas bowling party today. The boss broke us up into teams and then gave us team shirts to wear. Turns out the t-shirts he got for our team were HD standard issue black with the huge HD logo on them. I said I couldn't wear that... I might burst into flames. Anyway, to be a "team player" I went ahead and wore it. Fast forward, came home and went to crank up Elvira for her weekly lubrication. Anyway, guess what... wouldn't start... dead battery. She told me...


'06 TBA - Black, AI and Snorkel removed, K&N Drop In, Gutted Stock Pipes, 145/42, 2 turns out.
Re: True Karma Story
lylesdo #366521 12/17/2009 11:49 PM
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 663
Adjunct
Offline
Adjunct
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 663
Wow...I think your boss should pay for a new battery!


2013 Speedmaster Matte Black
Re: True Karma Story
lylesdo #366522 12/17/2009 11:58 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 12,964
Stickman Yogi
Offline
Stickman Yogi
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 12,964
Well, hate to say it but you had it coming to you for walking up to her with the HD shirt on. Man, what were you thinking... or not thinking? Gonna have to buy a make-up gift now ya know. Maybe some new mirrors... girls like mirrors. Or some new bars... the better to hold her with. Or possibly a bit of custom paint... them women do like their makeup too of course.

You get the idea.


Live to love, love to live.
Re: True Karma Story
lylesdo #366523 12/17/2009 11:59 PM
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 20,096
Likes: 2
Fe Butt
Offline
Fe Butt
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 20,096
Likes: 2
Well, look at it this way Don....at least "Elvira" there didn't chase YOUR cheatin' a$$ down the street with a friggin' GOLF CLUB, dude!!!

(ya see...things COULD always be WORSE, ya know!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
Re: True Karma Story
lylesdo #366524 12/18/2009 6:35 AM
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 3,971
Loquacious
Offline
Loquacious
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 3,971
Quote:

boss gave us HD shirts to wear




Your boss is The Anti Christ



Link Copied to Clipboard
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.4