...UNLESS you happen to be a bear! THEN(according to that well-known and frequently asked metaphoric and rhetorical query most often elicited in order to garner an affirmative response in return)it's perfectly acceptable to go do your bid-ness out there behind that tree!!!

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)