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Okay... if not something physical to keep the deer from creating havoc... then let's get metaphysical. Because in this scenario it's not us OR them... it's US AND THEM. Everyone loses. I'm seriously exploring more holistic/metaphysical approaches to the problem. I'll keep you posted if and when I experience some sort of revelation on the topic of deer/human safety. Meanwhile....

"Green little vaulter, in the sunny grass, Catching your heart up at the feel of June, Sole noise that's heard amidst the lazy noon, When ev'n the bees lag at the summoning brass."



Eeh...don't waste your time goin' THAT route, Keith.

You see, I myself once trekked to the mountaintop on my StreetTracker to seek the answer to this whole crazy deer question from the "great" guru Maharishi Mobili, and once I reached that old bearded fart up there(who BTW I found sittin' on an ol' beat up BSA 441 Victor in the lotus position...which you would THINK should have told me somethin' about the guy RIGHT THERE!), all he said to me was..."Cervidae are kind'a stupid!"

(so ya better try to find some other avenue towards some kind'a enlightenment when it come THIS friggin' issue, 'cuz it sure doesn't look like the answer lies in any of that there "Metaphysical" stuff, ol' buddy!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)