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Jut a min, heer, Dwite. By yoor lojic, we shood be spellin the werdz as hewmer, laber and culer, so I don't think the esteemed Mr. Webster had it exactly right either. Best we can say is that he simplified things. Alternatively, perhaps he was just a wee bit lazy. 
Dwight is Hooked on Phonics!
I would be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics.
2002, Cardinal Red & Silver
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