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Courtesy of Doug Giles What I'm going to do about Climate Change; 1. I am going to go outside by my pool and spray two full 32oz cans of Aqua Net right at the ozone. 2. I am going to use a gas powered scooter to go from room to room in my house, which will have all the outside doors open wide while the A/C is blowing full blast. 3. I am going to buy a ‘69 GTO with no exhaust system and let it idle for 4 hours a day in my driveway every day until Jesus returns. 4. I am going to fart as much as possible. 5. Speaking of farting, I am going to feed my cows bean dip and only bean dip. 6. I am going to set my thermostat on 85 in the winter and 55 in the summer. 7. I am going to use all my curly cue fluorescent light bulbs for clay pigeons—and not clean up the mess. 8. I am going to air up my tires on my ‘69 Goat so much that it looks like a frickin’ Macy’s Parade float. 9. When I go grizzly bear hunting in Alaska this spring I am going to add a polar bear to my license and take one of those as well. 10. While in Alaska I will take a blowtorch to a glacier to get my drinking water. 11. In addition, I am going to throw snowballs at seals. It won’t hurt them, but they will understand that the game is back on. 12. And finally, I am going to make certain my girls have Horner’s book Red Hot Lies and Milloy’s book Green He11 so that when their profs and goofy friends open their mouths on behalf global warming they can go Stone Cold Steve Austin on them with the cold, hard facts.
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
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5. Speaking of farting, I am going to feed my cows bean dip and only bean dip.
That was the claim that got my goat 
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I'm all for global warming. I hate being cold.
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Longer riding season in the midwest. What's not to like?
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Now now guys. Haven't you listened to the MSM media? The science is sound and ALL the reputable scientists agree on it. Anyone who questions global warming is, by definition, disreputable, and no one should listen to them. 
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Best headline I've seen today, "1200 Limos?, 140 Private Jets?, Must be a Climate Convention!".
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Now now guys. Haven't you listened to the MSM media? The science is sound and ALL the reputable scientists agree on it. Anyone who questions global warming is, by definition, disreputable, and no one should listen to them.
Last decade warmest on record. I'm not recommending you believe everything you read but why should someone believe what you write either? Do you have any expertise on par with these (or any) scientists? I think it's great to question what you read but those who dismiss global warming haven't made a strong argument in my opinion.
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Some people won't believe it until Florida disappears under the sea. And even then will argue the cause.
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Well, I do not currently work at a university (independent business now) but do have the science degree as does my wife ( her being medical & mine an environmental) I have followed the "science" of "global cooling" in the 70's and then as the 80's gave birth to "global warming" ..... bottom line...the Earth changes and will continue to change if man (we) are here or not. The current "man-made" global warming theory is flawed and in fact has been discredited except by the political scientist that are still depending on government subsidies for research. Looking into this I have found skewed data on those sounding the "man-made" alarm. I'm big on keeping our environment clean and protecting endangered species but the real numbers don't add up to some apocylipse caused by us .......................The root here in my opinion is that some politicians have an agenda that is in fact political and not environmental.  ride free dudes !
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Oh geeeeez, EADGBE ol' boy!!! Why don't you just sit back and relax and let all these "Tea Baggers" here enjoy themselves today??? Some of these jokes here ARE actually kind'a funny, ya know!!! 'Cuz dude, I gotta tell ya, you're talkin' to a WHOLE LOT o' "Brick Walls" here, and TRUST ME, whatever LOGIC you might hit some of 'em with dead square between the ol' eye balls is gonna go nowhere, 'cuz it's human nature to feel more secure in your life and in your positions about issues when you're soooooo friggin' sure of your beliefs, no matter WHICH side of those issues you've prematurely decided to stand and before all empirical data has been digested! (so lighten up dude, and let the fellas here have some fun...I always feel that whenever people pontificate about stuff they know little about it's not ONLY pretty funny AND entertaining, BUT it also warms the cockels of my little heart to know that I am just a little brighter than the average out there TOO...of course, SOME might say that THAT'S just the "Elitist" talkin' in me!!!!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Well if you haven't noticed they don't call it "Global Warming" any more. They have changed it to "Climate Change". This is because over the last two year the Global temperature has been decreasing.
This last July while riding out to South Dakota several states were reporting the coldest July on record. When I got to Sturgis the first night there it got down to 45 degree, which was a record low for that date. Friends of mine go up to Michigan every summer, and they said the area of Michigan they were in really didn't have a summer due to it being so cool.
Also I always remember that History Channel show about the Minnie Ice Age, which I think started around 1400AD. They had letters from around 1200AD written by a Catholic Cardinal in France complaining about the quality of wine coming from England. He wasn't complaining about how bad the wine was, but how good it was. He was worried that the French wine industry was in decline. The Minnie Ice Age fixed that.
So when England starts producing better Wine than France, then I will know the Earth has gotten as warm as it did back in the good old 1200's.
Tom
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Wait...I forget?
Which one has more infinate wisdom?
Was it the RED team or the BLUE team?
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Oh geeeeez, EADGBE ol' boy!!! Why don't you just sit back and relax and let all these "Tea Baggers" here enjoy themselves today???
Why are you talking about male on male sex on this thread? I haven't heard anyone calling themselves "Teabaggers" but a bunch sex obsessed folks can't seem to get it off their minds.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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I guess the best question is "If the science is so overwhelming, why are they lying about it?"
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Oh geeeeez, EADGBE ol' boy!!! Why don't you just sit back and relax and let all these "Tea Baggers" here enjoy themselves today???
Why are you talking about male on male sex on this thread? I haven't heard anyone calling themselves "Teabaggers" but a bunch sex obsessed folks can't seem to get it off their minds.
WHAT??? Now what the heck are you talkin' about here with all the "sex" talk here, Larry???????
Wait a minute, tell ya what. Judie and I are leavin' for the L.A. Auto Show right now, so I'll get back to your weird-azz statement and your explanation when we return later!
(oh and BTW...if I offended The with the "Tea Bagger" remark above, I apologize...but dude, don't tell me that there's not probably far more so-called "Tea Baaggers" in the "All This Global Warming Stuff Is Just Crap Crowd" than there are people with STILL an OPEN-friggin'-MIND about it....LIKE ME!!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Oh geeeeez, EADGBE ol' boy!!! Why don't you just sit back and relax and let all these "Tea Baggers" here enjoy themselves today???
Why are you talking about male on male sex on this thread? I haven't heard anyone calling themselves "Teabaggers" but a bunch sex obsessed folks can't seem to get it off their minds.
I suppose if you could only see "teabagging" as a male on male sex act there is little point in me trying to explain climate change to you! That actually explains quite a bit.
I must give you thanks for your post teaching me something though - nice sig line. Good point. End of discussion for me!
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Before you spout off any more look it up here. If you're going to slur people perhaps you should at least know what the slurs mean, or did you already? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TeabaggingThe Goracle has already explained your gospel to us. Fortunately the lies and fraud are getting more exposure every day. Just curious, what with The Great Man Made Global Warming Catastrophe getting a bit thin for most of us, what will be the next great hoax that requires complete a government takeover of our lives?
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Oh geeeez AGAIN!!! Look Larry, first of all I had no idea that the term "teabagging" meant anything like that at all. (I guess I just don't spend enough friggin' time around West Hollywood, huh?!) And secondly, I would have thought that YOU of all of many people around here WOULD know that I meant the term "Tea Baggers" as those "concerned"(some might say paranoid...I mean notice your OWN text above about the "conspiracy" around us here!!!) individuals in this country who hold, let's say, right-of-center views. BUT, and once again I will attempt to impress upon you here that these kinds of threads(like Pat's here AND Rich's recent "Helmet and Accident") almost ALWAYS start OUT as a joke, BUT THEN some of you "Tea Baggers"(and once again, as I THOUGHT you might've guessed here, STRAIGHT dudes leaning to the starboard wing of life) feel COMPELLED to spout your friggin' DOGMA withOUT any pretense at HUMOR!!!! And so, when our friend EADGBE here countered with his NON-JOKE and went in a serious vein to counter the SOMEWHAT "subtle" intent of this thread, I friggin' WINCED and basically told him to (remember now?) "lighten up" BECAUSE I KNEW that his response would start a friggin' debate that would almost SURELY start off the friggin' DOGMATIC SPOUTINGS from the guys who, let's say, aren't "exactly" followers of the boring Mr. Al Gore!!!! (NOW to you GET IT???)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Oh, and one more thing here Larry.... The only car I liked at the L.A. Auto Show was a concept car from VOLVO of all people!!!! (and no...just in case your mind is still stuck in the genitalia area, I DIDN'T say "VULVA" there dude!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I'm there with you buddy! A buddy of mine knows a scientist in the oil industry who says that the rapid depletion of our oil reserves and the lack of crude is caused by the global warming. Remember the lines waiting to purchase gas in the 70's? The brownouts and blackouts in California? Even the endangered species, all caused by Al Gores global warming. No one is making any money with this issue, just look around you, all I see is my income disappearing along with everything I ever saved. Oh yeah, did I tell you he said that this depression we are in is caused by global warming.
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5. Speaking of farting, I am going to feed my cows bean dip and only bean dip.
That was the claim that got my goat
jh
Your goat wants bean dip too?
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Courtesy of Doug Giles
What I'm going to do about Climate Change;
1. I am going to go outside by my pool and spray two full 32oz cans of Aqua Net right at the ozone.
2. I am going to use a gas powered scooter to go from room to room in my house, which will have all the outside doors open wide while the A/C is blowing full blast.
3. I am going to buy a ‘69 GTO with no exhaust system and let it idle for 4 hours a day in my driveway every day until Jesus returns.
4. I am going to fart as much as possible.
5. Speaking of farting, I am going to feed my cows bean dip and only bean dip.
6. I am going to set my thermostat on 85 in the winter and 55 in the summer.
7. I am going to use all my curly cue fluorescent light bulbs for clay pigeons—and not clean up the mess.
8. I am going to air up my tires on my ‘69 Goat so much that it looks like a frickin’ Macy’s Parade float.
9. When I go grizzly bear hunting in Alaska this spring I am going to add a polar bear to my license and take one of those as well.
10. While in Alaska I will take a blowtorch to a glacier to get my drinking water.
11. In addition, I am going to throw snowballs at seals. It won’t hurt them, but they will understand that the game is back on.
12. And finally, I am going to make certain my girls have Horner’s book Red Hot Lies and Milloy’s book Green He11 so that when their profs and goofy friends open their mouths on behalf global warming they can go Stone Cold Steve Austin on them with the cold, hard facts.
Get a Hummer H1 or H2 and drive around ****** off all those smug self-righteous Prius drivers.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Vell, you zee vat ve have here iz most probably ze klassic kase ov zomeone's repressed internal dynamiks reacting outvardly ven under stress.  (und by za vay...you zee zis zegar zat I'm holdink here...vell you zee, ZOMETIMES a zeegar is ONLY a zeegar!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I don't know enough about science to have a really valid opinion, however I've seen some pretty worrisome stuff. Rapidly melting iceburgs, a snowy topped mountain in South America that was photographed more than 50 years ago with way more snow on it than present. There are a heck of a lot of global changes happening that I don't think most of us on here are qualified to discredit. I think it's human nature to not want to believe anything really bad, cause it messes with our comfort and security.
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What I'm going to do about Climate Change;
13. Grow a veritable forest of you-know-what!! Plants LOVE CO2!!!
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gotta say, your comments are why I keep coming back, Dwight... tilting at windmills wears me out. Watching you do it is much more entertaining. 
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I'm there with you buddy! A buddy of mine knows a scientist in the oil industry who says that the rapid depletion of our oil reserves and the lack of crude is caused by the global warming. Remember the lines waiting to purchase gas in the 70's? The brownouts and blackouts in California? Even the endangered species, all caused by Al Gores global warming. No one is making any money with this issue, just look around you, all I see is my income disappearing along with everything I ever saved. Oh yeah, did I tell you he said that this depression we are in is caused by global warming.
This is not correct, Why, I know....My Dad , Uncle and multiple cousins and family members in general as well as close friends who are petroleum engineers all state unequivically, there is no "oil shortage" and we have huge supplies in this country (USA) the problem is, we wont produce it...I waited in those gas lines of the 70's...that was not due to an oil shortage but was political ...OPEC !
The same can be said for natural gas... an industry I have 1st hand experience with.... the only shortage we have is a shortage of people that understand plain economics and the need for energy.... wind & solar sound good but are not practical at this time..what are we left with..? Nuclear, coal, natural gas & petroleum all of which have the technology to be used in an environmental responsable way. The facts are the facts unless one relys on skewed science.
We are not running "short" on energy just "short" on common sense ! 
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gotta say, your comments are why I keep coming back, Dwight... tilting at windmills wears me out. Watching you do it is much more entertaining.
Why, thank you Lance! I appreciate the sentiment there! 
Yep, that's me alright....a veritable friggin' Don Quixote!!! 
(...with, of course, the "slight" exception that Cervantes didn't have his protagonist spout the word "friggin'" near as much as I DO!!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Anyone read "State of Fear" by Michael Crichton? Its fiction but goes some way to explain why global warming only really became a problem AFTER the end of the Cold War 
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Anyone read "State of Fear" by Michael Crichton?
Its fiction but goes some way to explain why global warming only really became a problem AFTER the end of the Cold War
Actually IMO, I would say why terrorism became important to some after the Cold War.
Excellent book.
RIP Michael Crichton.
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Looks like Kevvy isn't the only sexually repressed personality seeking an outlet through homo-erotic fantasy.
Seems common to the right wing Dr. Freud, would you care to weigh in on this?
Hey Bill, it's YOU LEFTISTS who keep bringing it up! Project Much ? 
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Looks like Kevvy isn't the only sexually repressed personality seeking an outlet through homo-erotic fantasy.
Seems common to the right wing Dr. Freud, would you care to weigh in on this?
Hey Bill, it's YOU LEFTISTS who keep bringing it up! Project Much ?
All your perception Larry .
And we know that perception is influenced by the subconscious mind.
It's OK, c'mon out of the closet. You know how accepting of people's differences liberals are.
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Now now guys. Haven't you listened to the MSM media? The science is sound and ALL the reputable scientists agree on it. Anyone who questions global warming is, by definition, disreputable, and no one should listen to them.
Are these the same guys who's ancestors said the earth was flat, and the sun went round the earth?
Anyway it doesn't matter we will all be destroyed by a giant meteor long before then. Or run out of food by the year 2000 - no hang about thats gone,
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What I'm going to do about Climate Change;
13. Grow a veritable forest of you-know-what!! Plants LOVE CO2!!!
14. Take a picture of my igloo and, after climate change happens, show it to my American friends to prove to them they were right... we did all live in igloos.
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Check this outCheck the temperature on your birthday, in your birth city, since you were born. I was born in York, PA, and it was recently one of the coldest birthdays of my life. Put a personal spin on climate change.
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The headline: "Arctic’s Legendary Northwest Passage is Ice-Free for the First Time in Recorded History" linkThe basis for the Headline: "Analysts confirm that the passage is almost completely clear and that the region is more open than it has ever been since the advent of routine monitoring in 1972," So, recorded history goes back to 1972. Somethings you didn't know about the famous Hockey stick curve Mr. Gore loves to show, 1) only CO2 data that fit the the authors conclusions were used, 2) the CO2 data was shifted 83 years to fit the temperature data. link And they wonder why people are skeptical. It is not that I doubt global warming, it is just that I can't trust any of the data presented. The so called scientist involved have lost objectivity and and are no more then lobbyists. (and I mean on both sides of the discussion) "If you torture the data long enough it will eventually confess" oh, and I am a scientist. (PhD Chemistry)
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Re: Some Global Warming humor
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Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,580
Loquacious
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Loquacious
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Quote:
Are these the same guys who's ancestors said the earth was flat, and the sun went round the earth?
Are you saying they're wrong? 
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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Re: Some Global Warming humor
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Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 605
Adjunct
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Adjunct
Joined: Jun 2007
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I'm taking donations of all your old tires. The 75 that I currently have on fire are seeming to have reached their peak on day 8.
Aaron
04 "Green Bean" Freaked, AI removal, Bafflectomy, 6" Risers, and 30" Drag Bars.
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