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he would have only needed 6 girls for 18 holes...






What a waste. Just spent £25 on a new xmas DVD... "Tiger, my 18 favorite holes".
Turns out to be about bleedin GOLF!

It's been announced that next years shirt sponser for Tiger Woods will be Tampax. A spokesman for Tampax said "To sponsor a c---- going through a bad period is exactly what our company is about!"


Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse