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What's the difference between a Tiger and a Cheetah?




Well George, If the ol' saw that goes "Cheetahs Never Prosper" holds any validity at all, then I suppose in the case of THIS particular "Tiger", there's really NO difference AT ALL, is there?!

Ya see, I think THIS "Tiger" made his big mistake when he decided to go after all those younger kittens out there who seem to now be seeking all the attention they can catch, when maybe he SHOULD'VE concentrated his prowlings to the Cougars out there who probably have enough experience to know how to keep quiet and continue to slink around unnoticed!

(of course the above is just some "zoological theory" based on my long ago past experieneces when I was but a solitary young jungle cat out on the prowl myself years ago, and BEFORE I got MARRIED to the whole idea of seeking domesticated bliss within my own den!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)