Sorry Dan, but ya lost all credibility with me from the start here when ya mentioned Vaseline in that joke! Uh huh, 'cuz ya see EVERYBODY knows WD-40 works better!!!
(...I mean on CHROME that is!!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)