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If my wife was running after me with a golf club at 2:30 in the morning while I was speeding out of the driveway I'm pretty sure there would be more to the story.
Unless she was running out of the house after him and shouting "Tiger, Tiger you forgot your favourite golf club!"
If he'd forgot his sandwiches for work - breaking the windscreen of the car might have been a bit trickier.
Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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