 So this Obama guy...
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Ahaha... made you look!
So, what's up?
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I would be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics.
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...walks into a bar in Austin with his pet duck. The duck turns to the bartender and says, "Texas Tech is gonna kick the Longhorns' butt this saturday!" Obama then turns to the bartender and says, "Don't mind him. My duck's been hangin' around Biden too much lately and now he's got him sayin' all the wrong things in all the wrong places TOO!!!" (...just thought I'd finish up your joke for ya, Leno ol' boy!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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...walks into a bar in Austin with his pet duck. The duck turns to the bartender and says, "Texas Tech is gonna kick the Longhorns' butt this saturday!"
Obama then turns to the bartender and says, "Don't mind him. My duck's been hangin' around Biden too much lately and now he's got him sayin' all the wrong things in all the wrong places TOO!!!"
(...just thought I'd finish up your joke for ya, Leno ol' boy!)
We're waiting. 
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J. Prine
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Ummmm....you see, you don't walk into a bar in Austin TX, where The Longhorns play their home games, and say that a team from Lubbock is gonna kick their butts. Get it now, erle? (Dang...I KNEW I should've had that joke read him as walkin' into a biker bar with that friggin' duck and the duck sayin' "Harleys suck!"!!!...I KNOW these guys here would've AT LEAST gotten THAT one instead!!!!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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So this duck walks into a bar and asks the Bartender 'Got any Grapes?' The Bartender replies that it's a bar and no, they don't have any grapes'... This goes on everyday for a week until the Bartender, fed up with the duck tells him that if he ever asks for grapes again he's going to nail the duck's feet to the floor. The next day, the duck goes into the bar and asks the bartender 'Got any Nails?' the bartender replies that 'it's a bar and no he doesn't have any nails' so the duck asks...
Got any grapes?
ArGee
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Ummmm....I KNEW I should've had that joke read him as walkin' into a biker bar with that friggin' duck and the duck sayin' "Harleys suck!"!!!...I KNOW these guys here would've AT LEAST gotten THAT one instead!!!!)
 
And you may see me tonight
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J. Prine
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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That's definitely one way to get a moderator's attention. 
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