So this duck walks into a bar and asks the Bartender 'Got any Grapes?' The Bartender replies that it's a bar and no, they don't have any grapes'... This goes on everyday for a week until the Bartender, fed up with the duck tells him that if he ever asks for grapes again he's going to nail the duck's feet to the floor. The next day, the duck goes into the bar and asks the bartender 'Got any Nails?' the bartender replies that 'it's a bar and no he doesn't have any nails' so the duck asks...
Got any grapes?
