I stand in awe of the pure craftsmanship and dynamic engineering that has gone into the Bugatti Veyron.
The hours spent checking it's aeordynamics in state of the art wind tunnels and finely tuning each milimetre of carbon fibre so that is sails through the air with the greatest of ease.
Rare animals have gone extinct to perfect the finest upholstery and new additions have been made on the periodic table to construct the interior of a vehicle that only NASA could ever wish to steal the patents for.
Huge swathes of rubber trees have been decapitated to produce the finest tyres capable of sticking to the road like spiderman in a glue factory and artisans have produced suspension to give that riding on silk feel to the most advanced automobile seen since Enzo Ferrari made his fist go cart.
Two little design flaws have dogged the Bugatti team though...amphibious capability and a little gizmo called the hands free mobile phone!
Seriously - £1+ million pounds for the car and the cheapskate couldn't even couch up a few quid for a bluetooth headset.
Criminal, purely criminal.
