Bigbill's just about nailed it, apart from number 9 although the need is not so immediate.
Coming up on 61, got the home, two bikes, a job, the love of a good woman (been with the love of my life since I was 19)A great son and daughter and two lovely grandsons.
Also acquired a dodgy prostate and planning rides round toilet stops is a ******.
One thing I hate, admiring women the same age or younger than my daughter makes me feel uncomfortable, and not in a good way, she's 31.
******! you can say bloody but not ****** (a word to describe a female dog)
Ooops, can't use that word either! A structure used to hold water back, *** with an N on the end.
