Spent some time living & working at Montserrat WI years ago, before the volcano buried the place. No taxes on booze - top shelf black or red label bar scotch, 30 cents per glass. Buy the whole bar a round for 5 or $10. Mr. Big Shot whitey boy.

Anywho - a good single malt or Crown Royal go down pretty smooth like. Better yet when some fresh ice melts in to it.