I was born in 51 so that makes me 50 something accelerating towards 60. Too old to die young anyway.

No hang on they say your as old as the woman you feel. My mrs was born in 1960 so that makes me 40 something .

Ahh but hang on again "Ihe woman you feel" hmm. Ok so I am "no age at all" really. Is that good or bad


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