Like Dwight I'm sorry I missed this too but blah blah blah about moving house n country stuff.

I hope nobody behaved themselves and behaved disgracefully throughout and look forward to hearing the sordid tales of drunken debauchery on here.

Oh and of course how many times Dave managed to get lost on the way there and back.

Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"