Thanks for that Johann. If I spot you folks then be assured I will follow you.
Getting to Munich isn't a problem, just following the planes going to the airport should be straightforward. I figure if I ask at the airport in my almost perfect German "Wo ist ostrich?" I reckon I should make it to Braz with no worries. If I end up going to a local zoo or safari park then is isn't really a hardship and I'm sure there is someone there who must have been there before and can remember the way.
And remember the money I save on getting a sat nav and road maps can be better spent on booze and bratwursts.
Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"