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farting grasshopper look. Constipated frog seating position



Man I grew up in the woods with a small amount of
Native American influence in the bloodline but I don't
hold a candle to your observation of nature.

I've never heard a grasshopper fart,
nor have I heard a frog complain of constipation!

If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe! -Dr. Crusher