Yep Steve, "life's not fair" alright???

'Cuz if life WERE "fair", you wouldn't have that there couch to hide behind after THAT remark o' yours!!!

'Cuz ya see, I don't think takin' advantage of a person's, let's say, "lack of sophistication" and makin' 'em feel bad is "fair" at all! Nope, not at all, dude!!!

(...though, I suppose I SHOULD TALK, HUH?!...considerin' all the times I've done JUST THAT to some of the ADULTS around THIS HERE PLACE all these years, HUH???!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)