Well, for some reason eddie, THAT sure doesn't surprise me none!
BUT, I think I have a solution to her woes here! Now listen up....
First have your friend bolt on some ape-hangers on that sucker, and THEN lower it so that it scrapes the ground like a sonnavagun whenever she tosses it into ANY kind'a turn at all!
Yep, she's gonna wanna make it look AND perform as much like a "real american" motorcycle as she can muster here.
Ya see, if she can't find anybody else to work on that Buell o' hers there in Arkansas then MAYBE she can fool the guys at that shop into thinkin' it REALLY IS a Harley AFTERALL, and THEN maybe they're put a wrench on it for her...JUST LIKE it was supposedly PROMISED by BOTH Eric AND Willie G when this whole thing came tumblin' down on their little heads!!!
(HEY...it might be worth a friggin' SHOT here anyway, right?!)
