WELL--TOOK A 5DAY RIDE ON THE BA TO THE STORE 10 BLOCKS AWAY.RETURNED HOME.NOTE FROM WIFE"LEFT WITH STATE TROOPER WHO GAVE ME A SPEEDING TICKET LAST YEAR".COULD BE GOOD NEWS--BUT THEN---DAUGHTER WALKED IN WITH A SHAVED HEAD,AND WEARING A ORANGE ROBE.SAID SHE WAS GOING TO LAX WITH HER TAMBORINE TO JOIN UP WITH HARI KRISHNER GROUP.COULD BE GOOD NEWS--BUT THEN--SON CAME IN WITH HIS NEW FRIEND NAMED "ROD",AND INFORMED ME HE AND ROD WERE MOVING TO SAN FRANCISCO AND GET MARRIED.WELL --NO GRANDCHILDREN IN MY FUTURE..COULD BE NEWS--BUT THEN--- WENT TO FEED MY DOG,AND HE BIT ME.D*** WHAT NEXT?KNOCK ON DOOR--SALESMAN WANTING TO SELL ME A SMOKE ALARM----------WELL I TOLD HIM WHAT ALL JUST HAPPENED,AND HE SAID"WITH ALL THAT GOING ON YOU SURE DON'T WANT YOUR HOUSE TO CATCH FIRE---WELL HE'S RIGHT SO I PAID $300 FOR ALARM.HE SAT A BOX ON THE TABLE AND LEFT.I LITA CIG AND SMOKE SET OFF THE ALARM IN THE BOX.---IT WAS A PARROT SCREECHING"HOUSE ON FIRE,GET THE H*** OUT"---------THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL IS ANOTHER TRAIN.
I DON'T WANT A PICKLE--JUST WANT TO RIDE MY MOTORSICKLE
