Quote:

Now, not to be misconstrued (a person ought to use "misconstrue" once a week)...




Yep John. Absolutely! In fact, my friend Murphy's doctor put him on that stuff immediately after they found all that blockage in his correlaries!!!

Quote:

But then I am still waiting for the Milwaukee Braves to make a post season appearance.




Sorry John, but that AIN'T gonna happen for a long time! Nope! Well, NOT at least until they start keepin' their bullpen players from visiting the concession stands when the coaches aren't lookin'...ESPECALLY their latest closer, that lush, Mel Famey, the dude who keeps walking in their opponents' winning run!!!

Yep! THAT situation has gotten so bad that it's become common knowledge by ALL the other teams as to why those Braves keep blowin' leads and keep losin' their games at the end.

Yep! When asked during post game interviews about their comeback wins, the opposing players will usually just reply to the sportswriters..."I suppose our team can all just thank 'the beer that made Mel Famey walk us'!"!!!!

(oh MAN how I love it whenever somebody sets me up for a classic joke that's older than I AM and that I can use around here!!!...THANKS John!!!)



Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)