Maybe just back off a bit and enjoy the fruits of this thread because, well... if there really is a troll here then ummm,
They call me Troll;
Gnawer of the Moon,
Giant of the Gale-blasts,
Curse of the rain-hall,
Companion of the Sibyl,
Nightroaming hag,
Swallower of the loaf of heaven.
What is a Troll but that?