I went to get a shorter pair of shocks today.
I was going to use the shock parts book, but AutoZone doesn't have one
I called the tech line and got a number in a couple minutes. Of course the guy was like, "why did you go and do that?" when I told him I lowered it and relocated the upper shock mount. Asshat.

Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.