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Okay okay, first off- old cars, very cool. old bikes, very cool. Old ladies, not very cool at all! Plus, I think she knows me well enough that she won't buy my excuse that I'm helping someone out of the kindness of my heart.



Eeh! I seriously doubt that. Ya see, anyone who'd rescue old Honda Dreams and even OLDER Dodge Meadowbrooks would HAVE to have more than just modicum kindness in their heart!

And I'm sure your wife HAD TO recognize this abundance of kindness in your personality EARLY ON in your relationship OR she probably wouldn't have married your azz in the first place! Yep! Deep down inside, women DO LOVE the sensitive-types, ya know!!!

And soooooo I'M STILL thinkin' MY PLAN just might work AFTERALL, dude!!!

(but just REMEMBER....no Megan Fox look-a-likes can be involved here!!!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)