OH! Well as long as he's got the smarts AND the duct tape, then I guess you guys WON'T be needin' those new deer kazoos afterall!!!

But I gotta warn ya dude...it takes at least four rolls of duct tape to subdue each and every deer so's they won't jump out in front of ya.

And conservatively figuring that there's probably a gazillion deer up your way, that of course means you'll need to carry FOUR gazillion rolls of duct tape with ya while on your travels.

And so, I'm thinkin' that deer kazoo might be a little easier to pack!!!

(but go ahead with your plan if ya want...it's no skin off MY nose, ya know)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)