You know, Ron, I never thought of that one! It explains everything! Now I have a better justification as to why I removed my pillion!

I’ll have to try this: “I’m sorry honey, I’d be glad to take you home, but…well…hmmmm…why don’t you sit up here!”

Sneaky, very sneaky! (Insert evil laugh here)

"It doesn't matter what you ride, as long as you're out there." - Hells Angels President (Philadelphia Chapter)