Well Ian, I gotta say over the years I've heard AND seen many o' ways a guy can get "all screwed up" at work, but that's a new one on me, dude!!!

(soooo...do ya remember this big "lug"'s name???)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)