Oh boy, SO many things I want to say about this
Another true story about someone dumber than a sack of rusty doorknobs...
A number of years ago, we were building a house. A noob carpenter thought it was a good idea to hold that 2x10 with his leg while cutting it to length. Yep, easy to guess the outcome.
I am always amazed that people think that flesh, moving machinery and the destruction of said flesh are somehow disparate.
