Now THAT made me laugh. Had to save it for my wife, she loves her weiner too. (the dog, you simpltons) Which made me think of the wedding presents we were gonna make for my cousin and neighbor. He raises weiner dogs, and my wife and I were gonna make matching "t" shirts for his wedding last spring, which would have said, His- My wife loves my wiener! Hers- I love his weiner! With a picture of a daschaund on it, of course. But we didn't, mostly because of some of the purient family members from his extended family side.
