Did you hear what the difference is between swine flu and bird flu?
There's an oinkment for swine flu.
The bird flu has a tweetment.
I know I know
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
