Why Mango, I'll have you know that those sporks can be VERY deadly in the wrong hands!!!

Uh huh! Why just the other day I watched this one lady who was 500 lbs IF she was an OUNCE usin' one o' those suckers to shovel VAST amounts of mashed potatoes into her piehole while I was eatin' a nice breast(of CHICKEN, that is) at my local KFC!!! Uh huh! And I thought she was gonna explode ALL over the tile floor there at any minute!!!!

(NOW do ya see how dangerous those sporks can be sometimes???!!!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)