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They have deodorant in the UK, I didn't think the POM's used that stuff. Sorry, I had to get the dig in there.
Please don't stab me with a butter knife.
Yeah we have it, kids have to use it after sports instead of showering cos we're running out of water 
I wouldn't stab you with a butter knife, Old Spice is useless for getting MARMITE off metal and makes the next sandwhich taste awful
sorry, off topic I know 
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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