(relayed from Rick Wakeman show on Planet Rock on Saturday morning, but had to share )
"...When I was young, money was much tighter; I lived in a cheap flat, drove a cheap old car, watched a 10" black and white TV and slept on a sofabed - but each night it was with a hot 21-year old.
Now, I have a £250k house, new fast car, 50" plasma TV and huge bed - but I share it with a 45-year old woman.
However, all is not lost; my wife has given me a way back to my youth - she says that if I go out and find myself a hot 21 year old to sleep with, she will make sure I will once again be short of money, living in a cheap flat, driving a cheap old car, watching a 10" black and white TV and sleeping on a sofabed..."
