Ah the kangaroo court....
We have a special chair for such events.
To witness the court you must first pay homage to the court by drinking fingers of beer equal to the number of people within the court.
Then for every charge more fingers of beer must be drunk by all.
Each guilty charge is follwed by the downing of the remainder of your pint.
The most leniant fine is the downing of a pint in one
The most serious it a drink called the swampy
Basically its a pint glass with each of the dark spirits the bar has
IE 1 Whisky, 1 Whiskey, 1 Dark rum, 1 brandy etc....
this is then topped up with dark ale and finished with a baileys to curdle it all.
I much prefer drinking a strawberry milkshake which is like the swampy but its made with each light sprit in the bar topped with lager and a dash of blackcurrent juice. This is then finished with an advocat to cloud the drink like a milkshake.
This years tour of Wales is going to see me in court on the highest charge possable.....my wife has organised a ladies tour of wales and managed to get booked onto the same flight as the guys!
oh woe is me.....still on the bright side she knows what goes on tour and at least I won't be paying for too many drinks after a few swampy's and milkshakes....I just hope the the idea of conbining the two in a yard glass doesn't enter many heads.
