Don't know if this has been posted yet but did you hear:

Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven and when she got to the pearly gates St. Peter was there and said to Farrah "you have been a very good person all through life and for that I will grant you one wish" Farrah thought for a minute and said "I wish that all children in the world would be safe" and POOF Michael Jackson Died!